If I gave my wife Spam for our anniversary I don't think she'd be too pleased. I think the advert (if you've not seen it, it's at the aforelinked site) may contain some measure of irony.
In other spam news, some dumbass is spamming my blog comments with nonsense about free online poker. I've put a few things in place to prevent this, so it shouldn't happen any more. However, on the off chance that you make a comment with, say, "poker" or "texas" in it, then it will need validating by me before it shows up, so don't panic when your crucial comment about anything besides free online casinos doesn't show up immediately. Can't think quite when that might occur, but there we go.