The trousers of power

Does anyone else have particular bits of clothing that just make them feel good? Something that just makes you feel cool?

I'm not at all a big follower of fashion at all, and I don't go a bundle on spending much money on clothes (I'm saving for a new CPU for my PC at the moment, go figure) but there are still some bits of clothing that just make me feel like I'm the man. Even though I'm clearly not.

I'm wearing my black corduroy flares today. Oh yes. I don't know if they look much good (though Alison says they do) but they sure as hell feel good. As a result I end up swaggering about like I own the place. Which I don't, I just fix computers and get yelled at by various people. Still, the trousers feel good.

Another contender for most awesome item of clothing ever is one of my shirts. I own many short sleeved blue shirts of various kinds. The bestest is my prison shirt. It's dark denim with patches on the chest like all those work shirts that were fashionable a few years back. One patch says "California Correctional Facility" and the other says "Convicted". So I look like a real prisoner. Most excellent.

I have yet to attempt to wear the shirt and the corduroy pants together, for fear of what so much cool will do.